Shake that devil!

That dog had its way with me
Shake that dog out of the tree
Shake that dog right out of me

That bird came at me with a knife
Told me she wanted my life
Shake that bird out of the tree, so that everyone can see
Shake that bird right out of me

That pig took everything i had
That pig made me feel so bad
Shake that pig out of the bush, now lets give that pig a push
Shake that pig right out of me

Shake that devil

lucifer qui mane oriebaris

Lucifer son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of earth!
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth!
I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth!

Beggin'

allahım kör et beni, allahım kör et beni
aksın göz nurum aksın, bundan böyle kör baksın

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Deli Romalılar! Salaklar! // ils sont fous ces romains!

Dikkatli Olun! Romalı Devriyeler Geliyor! Tutatis Adına! Belonos Adına! Jüpitey Adına Galyalılay! Aleya Jacta Eft! Bu Romalılar Kafayı Yemiş! Bu Romalılar Kafayı Yemiş! Bu Kadayı da Fadla neden hep biz Yomalı Oluyoruz?

Where the Wild Things are

But the wild things cried, " Oh please don't go-
we'll eat you up-we love you so!"
And Max said, "No!"

ya evde yoksan?

sabahlara kadar içsek sevişsek
ne ben işe gitsem ne sen ayılsan
derin bir uykunun dibine düşsek
içim ürperiyor
ya evde yoksan?

cat haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.

hello skippy squirrels and hello little bunny rabbits!

Squirrels are the Devil's Oven Mitts!

pobre diabla

Pobre diabla,
me han dicho que te han visto por la calle vagando.
Llorando por un hombre que no vale un centavo.
Pobre diabla, llora por un pobre diablo.

Fiah fi di man // room number 124

I rise each day
to yet another shock
from dis alarm clock culture.
And I miss de sound
of mi big red cock
as him beat him chest
and crow welcome song
to de sun
from de fowl s--t covered
guava tree pon de hillside.

And de snooze button allow me five minute
more to dream bout ackee and breadfruit.
Den I get up and eat a bagel
and worry bout mi love handle.

Six layers a clothes
and termal drawers
and I still cold.
Another bridge mean more toll.
And de golden ruleis alternate-side parking.

And as de belly get fat
many tings bout Yard dat
used to be just a mere inconvenience
start to look like major incompetence.
Unscheduled power cut
daily
water lock off
bank pon short staff cause
the morning was a little bit rainy.
Few telephones
dat's just how it is
yet everyone know
everyone else business.

Well I live in mi building for five years now
and mi neighbours dem still don't know me.
But solace come from anonymity.
And every time I bite de apple
de apple swallow me.

So dem force me to buy
a piece of the FBI
CIA investment pie.
And dem give me a W2
form in lieu
of a receipt.
So now I'm funding a plot
to get God shot
or someting like dat.

De Korean polish him apples dem clean
and arrange dem in stacks of red, gold and green.
say him want Rasta to feel welcome. Seen?

Still I yearn for de breeze
from de Natty Bay sea
as it cool down de sweat pon me back
Long to feed dry coc'nut to mi cock.
So I dilly
and I dally
and I wonder
how much longer
I can philander
Cause each time I bite de apple
it swallow a piece of me
Still it hard to love de fruit
if I never did climb de tree.

Okşşama dedim okşşşama tsersem seniauu

Grrriii birr gökyüzü grrriii
Yauumurr yaııyorrr sabiauhhtann
Sabiauhhtann brrriii

Ciaummmlarrda pırr pırr pırr
Kelebek grrrrdeşşş
Kaniautttları sssuuu tsuuu tssuuu
Çikarmiauular benii khhrettsin
Uçmauu diyou uçmauu tsssahibim
Uçmauuuuts pırrr diye cicii cicii akıllıyyauu
Akıllıyyauu altaıncı kat keditssssiii

Isssslanmadannn ısssslanmadannn çıkıcaummm şşşteee
Tssaçak tsssaçak altlarındaauunn
Mrrrandevum vaurr tasaalak seniauu
Okşşama dedim okşşşama tsersem seniauu
Pırr pırrr pırr ciaummmlarrda tsen al kuşşş grrrdeşşş
Miardivennnlere brrrıaaakk brrrıaaakk beniauu
Anlamiauuu khhhpe haulau tsüüüütt veriyauu

Grrriii birr gökyüzü grrriii
Yaumurr yaııyorr sabiauhhtan
Sabiauhhtan brrriii...

Somewhere over the rainbow

Cover your head with a yellow hat because Tristan Tzara didn’t cover his head with one in 1916, 1918, 1919 and 1920.

Wear a violet coat because Jean-Paul Sartre,who said it hasn’t been sufficiently noted that the constructions, paintings and poem-objects of Surrealism were the manual realization of sterilities by which the sceptics of the Third Century B.C. justified their perpetual “epoche”. After which, Carneades and Philo, sure of not compromising themselves by an imprudent adherence, lived like everybody else. In the same way, the Surrealists, once the world is destroyed and miraculously preserved by its destruction, can shamelessly give full play to their immense love of the world never wore one.

Wear red gloves because fifteen years ago I was blamed by a Japanese Communist for not painting a red flag.

Wear orange pants because Circumference = 2 π r

Wear green socks because the area of the circle = π r ²

Put on blue shoes
but π=3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582
097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808
6513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284
1027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334
46128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454
3266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209
2096282925409171536436903600113305305488204665213841469
51941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105
11854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912
98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437
027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320065681271452
6356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014
6549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960863554
41911971602977461130996051870721134999999837297804995105
9731732816096318475024459455 ...

Who still considers himself very likeable

XVI

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Who still considers himself very likeable

You're deviating

XV

DADA is not a doctrine to be put into practice: Dada - is for lying: a successful business. Dada gets into debt and doesn't live on its well-filled wallet. The good Lord created a universal language, that's why people don't take him seriously. A language is a utopia. God can allow himself not to be successful: so can Dada. That's why the critics say: Dada goes in for luxuries, or Dada is in rut. God goes in for luxuries, or God is in rut. Who's right: God, Dada or the critic?
"You're deviating," a charming reader tells me.
- No no, not at all! I simply wanted to reach the conclusion: Subscribe to Dada, the only loan that doesn't pay.

to be the editorial office and the bathroom of God who every day takes a bath in us in company with the cesspool clearer

XIV

To "prettify" life in the lorgnette - a blanket of caresses - a panoply with butterflies - that's the life of life's chambermaids.

To sleep on a razor and on fleas in rut - to travel in a barometer - to piss like a cartridge - to make faux pas, be idiotic, take showers of holy minutes - be beaten, always be the last one - shout out the opposite of what the other fellow says - be the editorial office and the bathroom of God who every day takes a bath in us in company with the cesspool clearer - that's the life of dadaists.

To be intelligent - respect everyone - die on the field of honour - subscribe to the Loan - vote for So-and-So - respect for nature and painting - to barrack at dada manifestations - that's the life of men.

the chameleon

XIII

DADA is a virgin microbe
DADA is against the high cost of living
DADA
limited company for the exploitation of ideas
DADA has 391 different attitudes and colours according to the sex of the president
It changes - affirms - says the opposite at the same time - no importance - shouts - goes fishing.
Dada is the chameleon of rapid and self-interested change.
Dada is against the future. Dada is dead. Dada is absurd. Long live Dada. Dada is not a literary school, howl.

gentlemen and ladies

XII

gentlemen and ladies buy come in and buy and don't read you'll see the fellow who has in his hands the key to niagara the man with a game leg in the game box his hemispheres in a suitcase his nose enclosed in a chinese lantern you'll see you'll see you'll see the belly dance in the massachusetts saloon the fellow who sticks the nail in and the tyre goes down mademoiselle atlantide's silk stockings the trunk that goes 6 times round the world to find the addressee monsieur and his fiancee his brother and his sister-in-law you'll find the carpenter's address the toad-watch the nerve like a paper-knife you'll have the address of the minor pin for the feminine sex and that of the fellow who supplies the obscene photos to the kind of greece as well as the address of l'action francaise.

brutal

XI

Dada is a dog - a compass - the lining of the stomach - neither new nor a nude Japanese girl - a gasometer of jangled feelings - Dada is brutal and doesn't go in for propaganda - Dada is a quantity of life in transparent, effortless and gyratory transformation.

phlegmatic and insinuating

X

It is certain that since Gambetta, the war, Panama and the Steinheil affair, intelligence is to be found in the street. The intelligent man has become and all-round, normal person. What we lack, what has some interest, what is rare because he has the anomalies of precious being, the freshness and liberty of the great antimen, is

THE IDIOT

Dada is working with all its might towards the universal installation of the idiot. But consciously. And tends itself to become more and more of one.
Dada is terrible: it doesn't feel sorry about the defeats of intelligence.
Dada could rather be called cowardly, but cowardly like a mad dog; it recognises neither method nor persuasive excess.
The lack of garters which makes it systematically bend down reminds us of the famous lack of system which basically has never existed. The false rumour was started by a laundress at the bottom of her page, the page was taken to the barbaric country where humming-birds act as the sandwich-men of cordial nature.
This was told me by a watch-maker who was holding a supple syringe which, in characteristic memory of the hot countries, he called phlegmatic and insinuating.