Aibohphobia (fear of palindromes)

A but tuba.
A car, a man, a maraca.
A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.
A nut for a jar of tuna.
A Santa dog lived as a devil God at NASA.

A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
Acrobats stab orca.
Ah, Satan sees Natasha!
Amen icy cinema.
Amore, Roma.
Amy, must I jujitsu my ma?
Are Mac ‘n’ Oliver ever evil on camera?
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Are we not pure? “No sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era.
Art, name no tub time. Emit but one mantra.
Avid diva.

Borrow or rob?


Cain: a maniac.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.

Daedalus: nine. Peninsula: dead.
Dammit, I’m mad!
Decaf and DNA faced.
Denim axes examined.
Dentist? Sit Ned.

Desserts I desire not, so long no lost one rise distressed.
Desserts, I stressed!

Devil never even lived.

Did I do, O God, did I as I said I’d do? Good! I did.

Do geese see God?
Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I — lo! — rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!
Do nine men interpret? Nine men. I nod.
Dogma in my hymn: I am God.

Doom mood
Dr. Awkward

Draw nine men inward.
Draw O Caesar. Erase a coward.

Dumb mud.

Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age.
Egad! An adage!
Eve damned Eden. Mad Eve!
Eve saw Diamond, erred. No maid was Eve!
“Evil axis”, sides reversed, is “six alive”.
Evil, a sin, is alive.
Ew! Eat a ewe?

Flee to me, remote elf.

Go dog.
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog.
God saw I was dog.
Goddamn mad dog!
Golf? No sir, prefer prison-flog.

He did, eh?
Hon? I see bees in – OH!

I did, did I?
I prefer pi.
I saw a crow, orca was I.
I saw desserts; I’d no lemons, alas no melon! Distressed was I.
I’m a lasagna hog, go hang a salami.
I’m a tune nut, am I?
I’m a fool; aloof am I.
In word salad, alas, drown I.
Is it I? It is I!

Laminated E.T. animal.
Late metal.

Leon’s noel.
Live no evil! Live on evil!
Live not on evil.
Live, O Devil, revel ever! Live! Do evil!
Lived on Decaf; faced no Devil.
Llama mall.
Lonely Tylenol.
Loops at a spool.

Madam, I’m Adam.
Madame, not one man is selfless; I name not one, madam.
Maps, DNA, and spam.
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
Murder for a jar of red rum.
Must sell at tallest sum.

Name no one man.
Name no side in Eden, I’m mad! A maid I am, Adam mine; denied is one man.
Name not one man.
Name now one man.
Name tarts? No, medieval slave, I demonstrate man!

Never odd or even.

Niagara, eh? I hear again!
Niagara, O roar again!
No cab, no tuna nut on bacon.
No devil lived on.
No lemon, no melon.
No sir! Away! A papaya war is on.
No trace, not one carton.
No, it is opposition.
No, sir, away! A papaya war is on!
No, tie it on.
Not a banana baton.
Now do I repay a period won.
Now I draw an award. I won!
Now I see bees I won.
Now I won.

Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!
Nurses run.

O Geronimo, no minor ego.
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.

Pool loop.
Pot top.
Pull up if I pull up.

Rail delivers reviled liar
Rats at a bar grab at a star.
Rats live on no evil star.
Rats paraded a rapstar.
Raw Novel? Lev on War.
Red root put up to order.
Red rum, sir, is murder.
Revered now, I live on. O did I do no evil, I wonder, ever?
“Reviled did I live,” said I, “as evil I did deliver!”
Reward drawer.
Rise to vote sir.
“Rum… rum…” I murmur.

Salt an atlas.
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
Saw tide rose? So red it was.
See, slave, I demonstrate yet arts no medieval sees.
Sega? Millions! Alas, no ill images!
Seven eves.
So many dynamos!
So, cat tacos!
Some men interpret nine memos.
Star rats.
Step on no pets.
Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots!
Stressed desserts
Stressed was I ere I saw desserts.

Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.


Tell a ballet.
To idiot.
Too bad I hid a boot.
Too hot to hoot.
Top spot.
Tube debut.
Tuna roll or a nut?

UFO tofu.

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
Was it a bat I saw?
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it a cat I saw?
Was it a rat I saw?
We few.

We sew.
Wet sanitary rat in a stew.
Won’t it now?
Wonders in Italy, Latin is red now.
Wonton? Not now.

Ya, Decaf. FACE DAY!!
Yawn a more Roman way.
Yawn…Madonna fan? No damn way!!
Yo, banana boy!

Zeus was deified, saw Suez.