18.3.09

criminally insane

Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system
Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! M-M-midgets, the Indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotized
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier Psychiatrist!

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Hello hello hello hello
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?
Um, a record, record, record !

8.3.09

frontier psychiatrist

bin mavi ejderha sevimsizce nazar etti. kısmet şu ki yağmur yeni yağdı.
piyango biletini çekip bir tekerleğin izlediği rotaya girmek normal evlere şans getirebilir ama çocuk negatif bir suçlama karşısında da şaşırabilir.
kedileri sarhoş eden elma kokusu parlak parlak birbiri ile evli yıldızları denizin üzerinde yakalar. ne o ne ben bunu anlar.
dört gece büyüteç yerine bardak kullanarak sınırları çizdim, gözümde sesler büyüdü.
şekerlerden kaçan keşişler 365 gün deri ceket giyerler.
ortak bir zarar vermek üzere anlaşan kerevizler zürafalara gidip manzara hakkında yorum yaptılar.
gereksiz sıcaklarda eriyen gümüşler haritalarla defineler arasında bir ilişki kurdu. su, bu sıkıcı kırmızı durumu daha da beceriksiz ve utangaç birinin ellerine düşmekten kurtardı.
mesajım ağaçlara: "uçakları sevmeyin!". küpelerinize parfüm sıkın, dua etmeden çay içmeyin, gözlüksüz silgi kullanın. eğlenceli olabilir.

1.3.09

requisites of sanity

you'd better hope and pray that you wake one day in your own world
because when you sleep at night they don't hear your cries in your own world
only time will tell if you can break the spell back in your own world