21.12.09

Acı Aşk (seni tanrım bile)

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içimdeki putları devir
elindeki baltayla
kırılan putların yerine
yenilerini koyan kim

güneş buzdan evimi yıktı
koca buzlar düştü
putların boyunları kırıldı
ibrâhîm
güneşi evime sokan kim

asma bahçelerinde dolaşan güzelleri
buhtunnasır put yaptı
ben ki zamansız bahçeleri kucakladım
güzeller bende kaldı
ibrâhîm
gönlümü put sanıp da kıran kim

18.12.09

10 green bottles standing on the wall, but if 2 green bottle should accidentally fall




According to the Pastafarian gospel, Mosey the Pirate captain received some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. These were called the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" by the FSM, the "Commandments" by Mosey, and the "Condiments" by his Pirate gang. While there were originally ten "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", two were dropped on the way back down the mountain, with eight remaining.


1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******.

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):

1. Ending Poverty
2. Curing Diseases
3. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.


7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

16.12.09

Kavanozun kapağı açık kalmış

Hep adını yazdım şarkılarıma,
sevgilim suçunu herkes bilecek.
Bana ettiklerini herkes duyacak,
seni Tanrı bile affetmeyecek.

Alıştım artık ben sensizliğine,
zararı yok alıştım ben hasretine.
Seni yakacaklar benim yerime,
seni Allah bile affetmeyecek.

Ah edip başını duvarlara vur,
kahrol bir köşede boş hayaller kur.
Kalpsizlerin sonu hep böyle olur,
seni Tanrı bile affetmeyecek.

13.12.09

hayvanlar alemi

animals are divided into:

(a) those that belong to the emperor;
(b) embalmed ones;
(c) those that are trained;
(d) suckling pigs;
(e) mermaids;
(f) fabulous ones;
(g) stray dogs;
(h) those that are included in this classification;
(i) those that tremble as if they were mad;
(j) innumerable ones;
(k) those drawn with a very fine camel's-hair brush;
(l) etcetera;
(m) those that have just broken the flower vase;
(n) those that at a distance resemble flies

1.12.09

a spectacular mushroom cloud in the sky

ラーイーヤー ラ ライヨラ 空に見事なキノコの雲
ラーイーヤー ラ ライヨラ 小道で餌をはむ小鳥の午後は

木漏れ日の芝に手を触れて キミと語ろう
ほらランチのベンチの上で 夢は花咲く
波の音を その胸に 憂鬱は沈めて
橋を明日に伸ばし 津波など案ずることなく

ラーイーヤ ラ ライヨラ あんなに見事な飛行機雲
ラーイーヤ ラ ライヨラ 人気の通りに人行く午後は

微笑みでしばし手を取れば キミと歩こう
ほら「万事に休す」の声も 風がかき消す

明日の日はかまわずに 行く先は任せて
胸に鍵を掛けて 雪崩など信じることなく

ラーイーヤ ラ ライヨラ 夢に見慣れた炎の雨
ラーイーヤ ラ ライヨラ オフィスの窓辺で目覚めた午後は

木漏れ日の芝に誘われて キミと出かけよう
ほらランチのベンチの上で 夢は花咲く

草に吹く風を聞き 憂鬱は投げ捨て
明日も晴れと信じ 夢見など案ずることなく

ラーイーヤ ラ ライヨラ 空に見事なキノコの雲
ラーイーヤ ラ ライヨラ 小道で餌をはむ小鳥の午後
ラーイーヤ ラ ライヨラ ランチのベンチで育てた夢
ラーイーヤ ラ ライヨラ 木漏れ日の日に生まれた午後よ

27.11.09

the creeps (you're giving me)

Clever liar, fooling us all, never thought I'd work it out
How could I have known it was ever about you boy?
Now there's nothing to say, there's no words
And we're not talking anyhow
You must have known I was never to doubt you boy

If it was so fine, it was so good, oh you're unbelievable
All this time I've been living without you boy, not your lying
It felt so good, the world don't know, now they'll never find out
How all these years she must've been beside you boy

Don't forget that I was the one that you found
And if I know you, you'll find me someplace new
I hope I never, I hope I never have to

We're a waste of time
And if I know you, learned long ago it's true
I hope I never, I hope I never have to

Go and explain, explain it again, boy that this all started
Found you lying in the arms of another girl, so stop your crying
Day after day, year after year, far too long it lasted
You must have thought I was nothing without you boy

And tonight, if we learn that the world's on fire
I guess I'll turn to you
I hope I never, I hope I never have to

I've failed to find, so hard to find
And I can't find a way for you and I to go on like this
I'm always learning things the hard, hard, hardest way.

'Cause I was the one that you found
And if I know you, you'll find me someplace new
I hope you never, I hope you never get to

25.11.09

hmiimmmm

sevgili sevgili godsy

daha havadar yazmak isterdim ama biliyorsun buralarda hava biraz oksijensiz kaldı bu aralar


1-En son hangi ülkenin gündemiyle canını sıktın?
Kendi kendime edindiğim Beyrut gündemim bayaa can sıktı diyebiliriz, onun dışında Laos ve Vietnam'ın türk vatandaşlarına kapıdan vize vermeme kararını kınıyorum.
2-En son hangi şarkıdan nefret ettin?
kolay kolay bir şarkıdan nefret ettiğim görülmemiştir ama şu iki gündür yaklaşık 100 şarkıda sinirimden hop oturup hop kalkıyorum
3-En son hangi fastfood ürününden nefret ettin?
Kemirgen yapım nedeniyle hiç birisinden nefret edemem ama Big Mac'in eskisi gibi lezzetli gelmemesi sinirimi bozuyor.
4-En son hangi sakatatı yedin?
Kokoreç!
5-En son hangi yerli parçayı beğendin.
ıhmm şey bilmem ki, televizyonum yok benim ne desem pek eskiden kalmış olacak
6-En son hangi yabancı parçayı beğendin?
Djivan Gasparyan-Freedom
7-En son hangi yerli filmi beğendin?
Daha henüz herkes tarafından izlenemeseler de "Ev" "Acı Aşk" "Beş Şehir"
8-En son hangi yabancı filmi sevdin?
District 9
9-En son hangi kitabı okudun?
Peter S. Beagle'ın Düş Dünyaları
10-En son hangi bilgisayar oyununu oynadın?
World of Goo

11-En son hangi mizah dergisini okudun?
Uykusuz/Penguen
12-En son neden korktun?
Ay'ı patlatmaya cürret eden insanoğlundan
13-En son neye küfrettin?
Adamın tekine*okkalı
14-En son neyden kaçtın?
Çeşitli sorumluluklar
15-En sevdiğin beş film?
Amanın insan nasıl karar verir, ilk aklıma gelenler: The Big Blue, Ponyo, The Cell, The Fall, daha görmesek de Alice in Wonderland
17-En sevdiğin 5 yemek?
iskender, yeni dünya kebabı, mantı, lahana sarması, suşi
18-En sevdiğin 5 isim?
kendi ismimi seviyorum ben en çok *oha*
19-En sevdiğin 5 oyun?
Heroes of Might and Magic, Diablo, Monkey Island -ay oynamaya oynamaya insan unutuyormuş
20-En büyük korkun?
Kabuslarım beni benden alır

21-En nefret ettiğin 5 klişe laf nedir?
ben bunu bi düşüneyim

kimseyi mimleyemiyorum beni kim okuyor ki? *sanki okunacak birşey yazıyormuşum gibi*

edit: sevgili sevgili hirondelle kalenize mim diktim, şeref duyarım.
edit edit: sevgili sevgili PeriZat En. Duble şeref duble mutluluk duyarım mimlenmenizden, mim sizindir.